Today, since I had nothing planned and since my family decided they felt like it, I went to see the new Chronicles of Narnia movie, Prince Caspian. Before it started, I was ready for another children's movie, but it actually turned out better than I thought.

          I show up at the theatre, I buy myself some nachos and some iced tea ( not Brisk, the assholes only had Nestea), and then I take my seat, making sure to sit near someone with an afro in case I got bored. I love how there's always somebody with an afro in every movie theatre. It's like they go there with the sole purpose of entertaining people. People with afro's are so cool.

          Anyway, the movie started, and almost immediately there was violence. It was awesome. The movie was full of violence. Unfortunately, it was also full of cute little animals. Talking mice warriors, big fearful bears, the works. I was gagging. But the violence made up for it. Every ten minutes there was a big fight between a bunch of mythical creatures and the humans. The only problem with the violence is that all the work was left to the minotaurs.

          Speaking of that, the minotaurs were the complete awesome opposite of the cute animals. They were killing machines. If someone needed to be destroyed, the minotaur did it. Something needs lifting? Minotaur. About to kill the king? Bad idea, a minotaur will gore you from behind. I wish I was a minotaur. I would make fun of all the humans because they weren't minotaurs. I would be friends with bulls because they're half of a minotaur, but I would hate humans because they're only half minotaur.

          Caspian was a pretty big sissy, he was always crying, but Peter was pretty damn manly. He was always shouting at Caspian for being a wuss and telling him to stop whining and to help out. Peter still didn't get a girl at the end though, Caspian did. Stupid girls, always wanting to bang the guy who's bordering on emo.

          At one point, during one of the many battles, the Narnians started destroying underground ruins so that the ground would cave in beneath the enemy. That was pretty damn kickass. And after that, right near the end, some big giant water creature ate the leader of the humans.

          Overall, Prince Caspian receives an 8/10. It would have been a 10/10, but the mouse warrior and the sissy Caspian ruined it. If you were considering seeing the movie, you should go, it's worth your money.

          Oh yeah, and if you haven't already seen the movie, don't read the above review, it contains spoilers.