I'm An Asshole - At Work!

Alright, so, I haven't mentioned so far, I've been working at Swiss Chalet for about half a year. I'll put it plainly: I hate it. The pay is shit, most of the employees are bitches, and I spend hours at a time cleaning dishes. The dishes go in covered in food, and they come out blistering hot. Not a fun job. 

So here's the backstory on today: It's the kitchen manager ( the woman who hired me)'s last day, and it's pretty busy. I have a three and a half hour shift, I forgot to mention the shitty hours, someone else is gonna close that night, and I'm in a bad mood from a run-in with a teacher earlier that day.

Anyway, since I'm running short on time, I'll just give you the highlights of the night.

To sister's working there, one my age, one 19: Hot DAMN! You guys came from the same place? HO-LY SHIT! How can two people create so much ugly!

To a bitchy waitress: You want the dishes NOW? I'm busy NOW! If it's so important GET THEM YOURSELF!

To the other dishboy: Man that waitress is ugly.
DishBoy: That's my sister.
Me: Oh... Man your sister's ugly.

To kids laughing as I took out the trash: Don't laugh, you'll be doing this for a living.

And finally, as I left the restaurant, to the leaving manager: I wish I could say it's been a pleasure working with you, but, you're a bitch.

I think I might get fired.