That's right, I'm back. I was planning on taking a longer break, but I solved all the problems that I needed to solve, and by coming back I'm solving the David problem. I apologize for that, his other writing was better. What did I do while I was gone? Well, you probably aren't asking that, but I'm gonna tell you anyway.

     Well, first off, I had to get revenge for what happened earlier. Nobody jumps the SuperPope and doesn't get punished. Second, somebody was threatening to hurt the friend that I told about what might happen, and I wasn't going to allow that to happen. And last, I had some shit to work on for school.

     While I was gone, I fell in love. She is the most kickass pair of speakers I have ever owned. Twice my size and capable of tuning out even the most flamboyant of gays, I have fallen for her. Nobody will ever be able to separate us, and the penalty for trying is death.

     Also, I am now announcing the launch of a highly secret project. It will take a long time to complete, you will most likely see Maddox's before mine. Yeah, that long.

     Hah, I'm just kidding, Chris isn't back, this is actually David. I had you all fooled. Nah, I'm messing with you, it's Chris. David wouldn't be able to write this well. He tends to start off with a good point, but then try way too much to assert his awesomness.

     But why the hell am I talking about David? I'm supposed to be talking about how I'm back. So, naturally, instead of doing that I'm going to talk more about what happened in my absence.

     Regarding the revenge, I won't say anything, I can't have it get pinned on me. But the guy who was going to hurt my friend, I have no problem with telling you that he won't be able to jack off for awhile. You see, you need working arms to do that.

     And now I'm back. It turns out I can't leave for too long, because my anger tends to manifest itself in yelling at people. My friends were pissing me off so I completely flipped out and started shouting at them. It was so hardcore that an emo three tables down started to cry. That just pissed me off more so I went up and hit him, expecting him to cry more, but instead he just laid there. Damn lazy emos. 

     So, considering I just managed to write very little about how I'm back, I should probably do that.

Bye.