Curling is the Shit

    Think of the last thing you would ever want to do. I bet after reading that, you probably thought of something very painful, or maybe something that would hurt somebody else, perhaps something that would land you either in prison or dead. You know why you thought that? Because you're an idiot! You missed the single most painful thing that a human being can do! The last thing I would ever want to do is sit through another game of curling. I mean, this is what you see at the average curling game:

    I'm sorry, maybe that was unfair. Most gay guys I know have way too much self respect to play something as pointless as curling. I mean, if I had a choice between curling for five minutes or sticking a catheter into myself, I'd probably choose the catheter. At least then there might be a chance of me meeting some hot nurse in the emergency room. If I went to the curling game, the only chicks I'd meet would be 40 year old fat chicks named Bertha or Cindi-Lou.

    The only types of people that like curling are the incessantly boring and the grotesquely overweight. The boring like it because it fits their personality, and the overweight like it because they can actually play it. Either way, if you like curling, you fall into one of thsoe categories.