The Demise of Masculinity
You all know what I'm talking about. You'll be walking down the street, maybe in a small town, maybe in a large city, and in most places you will see a man contributing to the demise of masculinity. They walk around, acting as if it's ok to do this, as if it's ok to destroy what our forefathers created for us. What I am talking about is, of course, this:

Yes, the epidemic that I'm talking about, is the use of make up on men.
Remember when it was cool to be manly? Remember when guys used to walk around, wearing leather jackets, riding motorcycles and keeping women in their places? Those days have apparently passed. Now the guys that the women go for are emotional, sensitive, make up wearing, purse carrying, pink wearing sissies.
They call their makeup 'Guyliner' in an attempt to make it seem ok. Well you haven't fooled me! I know that it isn't ok! And I'm spreading it to the world! Now what are you going to do Jeffree Star? Now the whole world knows about your conspiracy!
I've decided to strike back! Any who will support me send me an email and pledge their support to the cause! I'll post the emails here.
Real men will live once more!