The Drink of God

Have you ever wondered what God drinks? Well wonder no more, for today, while at work, I have discovered it. The only possible drink for one in such a high position as God is show in the following picture: 


                                                              

That's right, Brisk Lemonade. Or anything by Brisk really, Brisk owns. And before you ask, no, I am not being paid anything by Brisk to advertise for them, they just make one hell of a manly drink. Even God agrees. And of course, by god, I mean Steven Tyler, the lead singer of Aerosmith.

The man just oozes manliness. Steven Tyler is god, and so he therefore must drink Brisk. After hours of searching, looking for evidence so that I could prove to my religious friend that Steven Tyler is indeed god, I found the following picture. You are about to be amazed: 


                                                  

There we go, Steven Tyler drinking Brisk AND using his godly powers to do it.

Steven Tyler is god.