You're Doing It To Yourself

          It's a huge issue out there. Everybody does it. No matter where you go, you'll see someone who's either doing it or has done it recently. In case you're a complete asswipe, which I'm sure most of my readers are, I'm talking about drugs. It's a major issue, and it's pissing me off.

          It messes with your mind, it kills your brain, and since most of the time it's pot, it makes you smell bad. Does that really sound like a good thing? I mean, sure, it feels good, but its short term, and I'm sure it's not good enough that not only are you going to put up with all those negatives, but also you need to pay for it when you run out. Sure sounds fun, doesn't it assholes?

          People are always saying that they turned to drugs because they were depressed or because they were stressed or because their life was hard. Well you know what? Depression is curable, stress is self-induced and LIFE IS A BITCH! Those aren't excuses! You people are dumbasses!

          Worse than all that is the fact that people brag about doing drugs! They go on about how they smoked a bowl or two on the weekend. Do you think any of us give a shit? No! Do you think any of us are proud of you? Don't think so. Do you think any of us aspire to be just like you? You bet your ass we don't! 

          I have never been high. Never. Not once. Not a puff of marijuana. Never popped a pill. Nothing. And I'm better than all of you. See the connection? Sure, even if I had I'd still be better than all of you by a long shot, but I would be slightly less awesome than I am now.

          Speaking of less awesome, I have given up on dating stoner chicks. They just aren't worth it. I mean, sure, they're easy, but that's not worth anything if

a) They cheat

b) They smell horrible

c) They're always high

          Now when I'm with a girl, I make sure she's not a druggie. It means I get a much cleaner girl, and usually a better looking girl too. I mean, sure, a lot of hot girls do drugs, but I'm sure most of them don't because, I mean, if you're gorgeous, why would you turn to drugs? There, I've just proven both why hot girls don't do drugs, and why I myself don't do drugs.