Why Don't You Emos Just Kill Yourselves?
All you ever hear about today is emo kids. They're everywhere. They sit around, they cut themselves, and they whine about how their lives suck and how they're depressed. Emo seems to be the new thing. If you aren't emo, then you have no right to be emotional, you can't wear black, and you know that you'd better not listen to any music that even resembles emo music. It's gotten so bad that emo music now includes punk, metal, and even some soft rock. Hell, I'm surprised they don't call country music emo because country music is all about how life sucks.
Well I've got news for you emos out there. This might shock you, most of you will probably go kill yourselves because of it: Emo is just a look. All you emos act like it's a way of life. Well let me tell you something. Punk is a way of life. Emo is not. Punk has a set of values, hardcore punks don't even dress punk. Emo, all you need to do is act depressed and wear black.
See, the problem I have with emos goes back to my hatred of sissies. I have never met an emo who had muscle, and I've never met an emo that could hold his own in a fight. If you got in a fight with an emo, even if you were scrawny, you could beat him because he'd probably start cutting himself mid way through the fight.
Also, I find it funny how the emos differ between genders. Not in the way they act or look, all emos are the same in that aspect, but in the way their bodies are formed. Emo guys are all skinny, like skin and bones skinny, while all emo chicks, if you can even call them chicks, are huge. Not with muscle, but the emo chicks are covered in layer after layer of fat. That all goes back to the fake depression. What do girls do when they're depressed? They eat. And that's why emo chicks are fat.