Wherever I go, I always hear women complaining about how their boyfriends or husbands don't express their feelings properly. Now, most men hear this, and they think ' Damn straight, it's not manly to express emotion. Why should I talk about my feelings?' These people are stupid. There's no reason why a man should be afraid to show his woman his feelings, and to show this, I have given acceptable ways to tell a woman how you feel.

Honey, I'm horny.

Upon hearing this, most women are happy enough that you expressed your emotions that they give you sex. It's a win win situation, the woman is happy and you get sex. This should be avoided because it's a win win situation and the woman is happy.

Dear, I am hungry. Please make me a sandwich.

This is a fairly effective one as it both expresses your feelings and gets you a sandwich. Who doesn't like a sandwich, especially when it's made by a woman?

I want to see you naked.

This generally causes women to immediately take their clothes off, seeing as it's being said by a man. This is very much like telling a dog to sit. If the dog doesn't sit, it knows it will get beaten, and so should the woman.

You are a woman and I am a man, therefore it is your duty to service me both sexually and non sexually. Also, I have feelings.

This puts the woman in her place while also getting whatever service you need done. Most women tend to find this offensive, but after the beating mentioned in number 3, they eventually come around.

     And there you go, now you can express yourself properly. No more will you need to hear women whining about you not showing your feelings, because now you can come back at her with the fact that you have expressed the hell out of yourself and that you would now like your sandwich made.