Why Gays Can't Run The World
Alright, first off, since most of you idiots are gonna complain that I'm homophobic, I'll start by saying that I have nothing against gays. If some guy gets off to men, I have no problem with it, as long as he doesn't try to pull me into it. What I have a problem with is the stereotypical gay, which seems to be most of them. In other words, what I have a problem with is sissies.
Almost every gay guy you see is a stereotypical gay. I don't know why, I mean, just cause you like men doesn't mean that suddenly you need to dress like every other like minded person. It's not like gay is a fashion statement. But that's what it seems to be turning into. Now, all the the gay guys you see wear pink and tight pants, talk like a teenage girl, watch shows like The View and have a taste for interior decorating. Why? Well, I asked a few of my non-stereotypical gay friends, and they came up with the answer.
According to my friends, there are different sub-cultures within the gay society:
First you have the buffed up gays. These are the body builder type gays that you see enjoying the men's change room just a little too much. These gays still dress the part of the stereotypical gay, but they generally don't use the gay voice.
Next there's the feminine gay. These gays are the full out stereotype. They cover the whole stereotype aswell as wearing makeup and just generally being feminine.
Thirdly, you have the emo gay. These gays dress emo, which is just generally not manly. They still have the gay voice, although some try to deepen it, and they get off to music about suicide. The best way to approach these gays is.. well you really shouldn't, they're filthy little emos.
And last, you have the closet gay. The closet gay does not try to fit into the gay society, but rather the normal society. However, they still cannot control their feminine voice and interior decorating skills, so eventually, the closet gay becomes one of the other types of gay.
There you go. That is why all gays are stereotypical gays. They all fit into their little sub-cultures, and each sub-culture fits into the stereotype.