STOP The Hair Removal!

           This is what a man should look like:

          Note the hair. He has a beard, and most importantly, his arm and leg hair are completely intact. Men grow arm and leg hair for a reason. It's because of testosterone. Testosterone is the male hormone. A hormone that every male has. The manly hormone. By removing your arm and leg hair, you are fighting the efforts of the manly hormone. And by doing so, you are becoming less manly.

          I can see shaving your hair if you're a swimmer or a big buff body builder. From Boston. But alliteration aside, even if you're a swimmer or a body builder, you should only be shaving yourself in the proper season for your sport. And if you aren't, you shouldn't be shaving your body at all. Your face is fine, your head is fine, but don't touch the arms or legs. Or your pubes. If you shave your pubes, the woman wins, which is the epitome of  unmanliness.