Gays Are An Issue

          (This is just gonna be a quick rant by one of my personal friends, Holly. While I don't agree with her opinion, she still manages to deliver it in a very kick ass way. Enjoy)

          I am against gays. I hate homosexuality. People call me a homophobe, but I don't fear fags. I just don't like them. I don't like the idea of same sex people having a relationship. It's not right and to prove it here are the commandments and how each one is broken by gays.

1.You shall have no other gods before Me.

Gays worship satan ahead of god.

2.You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

Gays are always saying " This place is like heaven!" and since all interior designers are gay, they broke that commandment.

3.You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain

"Oh my god, I love your shoes!"

4.Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy

All shoe sales are on sundays.

5.Honor your father and your mother.

I'm sure mommy and daddy didn't want you to go gay.

6.You shall not kill.

Many gays kill themselves rather than come out. It's still killing.

7.You shall not commit adultery

Have you ever seen a gay who wasn't a complete slut? No, you haven't.

8.You shall not steal

They steal my breakfast from me every time I see a gay couple.

9.You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor

" I swear Jimmy, he's cheating on you."

10. You shall not covet thy neighbour's possessions

Gay's are always coveting their neighbour's "possessions" if you know what I mean.

          Well, Holly didn't write anything after that, so I guess it's up to me to end this ass kickery. I'm not sure how to do that seeing as I disagree with the rant.

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