I'd like to thank my host, EHostPros, for absolutely nothing. They're just about the most useless host you could have. If you're reading this, you've gotten lucky enough to see my site in between their frequent server downtimes. The second my deal with them expires, I'm switching hosts. This is complete bullshit. On May 29th, the site went offline. It was down until June 2nd. On June 2nd, I finally got to post the article saying that I was back, and then hours later it was down again. I don't know why these dumbasses can't just figure out how to keep the server up. It's not that hard.

     I keep hearing about how shitty a host GoDaddy is. I think I'll try them next, just so that I can laugh at EHostPros for being worse than them. Because I have no doubt that they're worse. These dumbasses deserve to choke. These are the type of people that you see walking down the street singing along with their music at the same time. By which I mean they're such dumbasses that the shear fact that they can do two things at once surprises you. EHostPros manages to screw me over and make money off of me at the same time. These assholes are going to pay.

     I've been talking to their tech support and apparently it's a big server issue, and something like 94 servers are down. What a waste of space. The people I was talking to are robots anyway. Jesus.