Why is it that out of the 2000 girls that go to my school, I can only name about 7 that are any where near good looking? I swear, it doesn't matter where you look, you're surrounded by fat girls, ugly girls, emo girls, and girls that are bitchy to the level that even if they were Charlize Theron hot, they would still be completely unbearable. And that last one isn't an exaggeration, no matter how unrealistic it may sound.

     Say you hang out with around 13 people, which is about the average number of people I hang out with at school. 5 of them are guys, which leaves 8. One of them is a feminist, which makes 7. 2 have been suicidal, which makes them ineligible, and brings the number to 5. One of those 5 constantly bitches about her weight, one is a complete bitch, and one is a dumbass, making 2. One of those two is just ugly. So out of 13 people, I've narrowed it down to one that can even be considered good looking. I won't say who, because most of them read this site from time to time and I think it would be more amusing, for me, if they all thought it was them when really it's only one of them. And the one that it is would never assume it's her.

     It's a growing issue in North America. We aren't as lucky as Europe where 80% of the continent ( if you cut out Scotland and Ireland) is extremely hot chicks. Seriously, most of Europe is amazingly drop dead hot. I can put up with their bad teeth, as long as they agree to shave.

     I've come up with a solution. Many people find this to be an extreme solution, but it would give us a beautiful population. When a child is born ugly, it is to be given plastic surgery by the state, and then to be put in an orphanage because it's parents would go to prison for creating an ugly child. And speaking of jail, everyone over a certain weight would be behind bars, which would mean that people would try much harder to maintain a proper weight. As for bitchiness, it would be dealt with by forcing them to watch an hour of The View every time they act like a bitch. Bitchiness would end pretty damn quickly. And emos? Kill them. It'd be doing them a favor.