I Am Punk

Alright, this isnt gonna be my typical article. First off, I barely make fun of anyone, although I still do some of that, and secondly, I'm posting it because I'm angry.

I'll start simply: I am punk.

I am not emo, I am not goth, I am not depressed, I am punk.

First, I'll go through what is not punk.

Emo:

This is your typical emo:



Note the flippy, shiny hair, the lack of any visible muscle, the sullen, depressed look, the eyeliner (called Guyliner) and the tight jeans.
Emos spend a large amount of their time sitting alone, or in groups of other emos, making sure that they look depressed the whole time. If you get in a fight with an emo, you will have nothing to worry about, because the emo will end up crying in the end.

Goth:

Your typical goth is a bit harder:


Note that the hair has been died black, the skin is covered in most places by black, the sullen, almost angry look of depression, the huge use of makeup and the religious sybols worn around the neck.
Goths tend to try to practice black magic a lot and a lot of them tend to lean toward satanism. They enjoy trying to look scary and tend to be thought cool by young children. If you should get in a fight with a goth, have no fear, as you will have plenty of time to kick their ass while they're busy summoning satan.

Depressed:

Here is what a depressed person might look like:

 

A depressed person can look like any other person. Depression is a mental disease, and it does not lie in the way you dress.

And finally, the punks:

Punk varies, but a standard punk looks like this:


Note huge, unnaturally coloured spikes, the band shirt, the angry expression, and the fact that the cops are arresting him for being overly cool.
Punks spend most of their time listening to music, playing music, terrorizing the public in general, and being awesome. They, like goths, enjoy scaring people, but punks enjoy it because they dont need to do anything to do it, goths enjoy it because punks enjoy it.
If you end up in a fight with a punk, you're better off to run. Years of listening to punk rock has built up a lot of anger, and punks are natural fighters anyway.




And finally, the picture I'm sure you're all waiting for, the best picture of me you'll ever get to see: