I Hate Blogs

You could probably tell, but since most of my readers probably have an IQ less than 4, I'll say it again: This article is about me hating blogs.

'BUT SUPERPOPE!' You might be saying, ' THIS IZ A BLOG! LOL!'

That is true. But the reason for that is simple: I hate blogs, but even more than that, I hate shelling out money to keep up a site to entertain you morons. I post here somewhat regularly, be happy. I'm not gonna pay just to prevent being called a hypocrit. 

But anyway, on to WHY I hate blogs:

1. They tell us about YOUR lives.
Nobody wants to know about your pathetic little lives. Nobody.

2. People actually assume that they get read.
Unlike my site, your blogs are not entertaining, and nobody reads them.

3. Most of them state opinions.
Only my opinion counts. Yours is nothing,

4. Most of them overuse chat speak.
W3 d0^t lyk !t wh3^ u t0k lyk th!$

5. I don't recieve credit anywhere.
I have allowed you to live thus far, I deserve credit for the self-control.

And now you all know why I hate blogs and why you should never start writing one. Ever.