My Secrets

This is a page of secrets for you smarter morons who found it.

Did you know in real life, I, Chris Barnes, am as huge an asshole as online?

Maybe even huger.

I go from girl to girl with no regard to their feelings.

When I'm with a girl, I'm not with her, she's with me. Chris Barnes is with nobody.

This is the last time I dumped a girl:

Girl: Oh my god, you want to break up don't you?

Me: *silently staring at some other girl's chest*

Girl: This isn't the time for the silent treatment. If you wanna break up say it.

Me: I wanna break up.

Girl: How could you say that?!?

Me: You told me to. Dumbass. Hey! You! Good news, I'm single now!