Live With It
I know most of the world is filled up by dumbasses, but sometimes the idiocy of people is just beyond believable. I mean, it's even worse than the emos. At least they just act like their depressed and give themselves little cuts. The people I'm talking about are actually stupid enough to kill themselves. For the slow, I'm talking about suicide. For the slower, I'm talking about killing yourself.
Now, if you want to go and off yourself, I have no problem with it. That's one less person in the world. One less moron to deliver my pizza and bag my groceries. Not a huge loss. But the people around you suffer. Well, if you're stupid enough to kill yourself you probably aren't much of a person anyway, so your friends most likely won't care due to lack of existence, but I'm sure your family will care a bit. Maybe. Suicide is selfish. Again, not that I have any problem with being selfish. That's not why suicide bothers me.
Suicide is the way out for quitters. You're failing at life, so you decide to quit and kill yourself. You're like the little kid cousin that everybody hates. The kid that will play monopoly with you buy boardwalk. The person with boardwalk always wins, so the little bastard cries and quits. A real man would - well a real man wouldn't play monopoly. Monopoly is a shitty game.
Life is a bitch and will continue to be a bitch. Forever. You just need to treat it like any other bitch. You grab it by the ears, throw it to the ground and slap it around a bit. After awhile, the bitch will start to listen to you. It will know that you're the boss, that you're in charge. That's how you deal with life. Of course, I've never had to do that. Being the SuperPope, things have just worked out for me. Life knows who I am and it's afraid to take me on.
You know what you need to do? DEAL WITH IT! Every other person in the world lives life daily. You think your life is so bad? Suck it up! Everybody has problems. Your girlfriend dumped you? Get another one. Your parents split up? Now you get more attention. Being cheated on? Dump her ass and get a new girl. It's not that hard. If you all weren't such dumbasses, maybe the human race might have a chance of surviving past 2020. As it is we don't need to worry about pollution killing us off or of killing each other off because of all the assholes out there killing themselves.
They aren't a loss. Anyone stupid enough to off belongs dead. It's not the death that bothers me, it's the fact that it takes a complete and total pussy to kill themselves. Next time, just try punting a baby. It's a lot more relaxing. Oh wait, there won't be a next time, will there ASSHOLE? You made that move a little fast, and now you don't have another chance. Good job.