I Thoroughly Enjoy Your Company
Or
It's Not Love Assholes
One of the things that people do that pisses me off the most is when they go on about how they're in love with their boyfriend/girlfriend/crush. It doesn't bother me when I hear grown men and women say it. At least with them it might be true. And it doesn't bother me when I see it on TV or in a movie because I know that the actors are just reading from a script. But it pisses me off when I hear it from the people around me at school because I know that it's complete and utter bullshit. You're 15! ITS NOT LOVE! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS!
See, because, the way I see it is that love is supposed to be something really strong. It's supposed to be this huge emotion that you get at some point in your life. You finally fall in love with the person of your dreams. And one thing that is always present in a definition of love: love is forever. Now, that raises a problem. Like I said, you're 15. Do you really think you're gonna be with this person in a few years? Hell, even by next year you'll probably have forgotten about them. I would have. I mean, I finish up with a girl, she leaves, and then I call the next. That's love. Not love of the girl, but I love what happens.
I'll put it bluntly. I have never been in love. Obviously. I mean, if I were in love, do you think I'd be such an asshole? No. Hell, I'd probably have pulled a Drake and closed my site so that it didn't offend my girlfriend. So you guys are lucky I'm not in love. Haha, just kidding. If my girlfriend didn't like my site, I would tell her that either she make herself like it or she wouldn't get to have me. And since I'm so perfect, she would suddenly like my site. We all win.
Seriously though, if you think that you're in love, and you aren't old enough to purchase alcohol, you're a dumbass. You've misused the word to such an extent that it no longer has a meaning. Now, love is used to mean whatever the hell the person wants it to mean. That's not what words are meant for assholes. Words have set meanings for a reason. The next time I hear someone talking about love, I'm going to feed them their own hearts. Then I'll say ' Hahaha, now you have a broken heart. Dumbass.'