Contact
information:
1. If you are from the media
If you're from the media and need to get a hold of me for an interview or any other reason, type "media" in the subject line of your email. Of course, nobody from the media needs to contact me.2. If you need to get a hold of me urgently or you require a response:
If you need to get a hold of me urgently or you require a response, type "response requested" in the subject line of your email. Not that it will do any good.
Questions (completely made up due to lack of viewers):
How did this site start? How do you promote your site?
This site started out as a LiveJournal page where I ran some rants. When I got added to Rantlister I decided I would make my own site.
How many people write for your site?
Just me. I am currently looking for another ranter however and can be contacted here.
Why SuperPope?
I chose the title of SuperPope because it's offensive to religions and because I am better than the other pope.
I have a great idea for an article, can I send you ideas?
No. I write about what pisses ME off, not what pisses you off.
Why don't you do a page about ...?
I won't do a page about what you're suggesting either because
a) It doesn't piss me off or
b) I haven't gotten to it yet
What do you have against emos?
Nothing. What I hate are sissies, and emos just happen to fall into that category.
I sent you an email, too good to reply?
No you didn't. I get very little email and I reply when I do.
Is it alright if I link to your web site?
Yes. It's more viewers for me.
What do you do for a living?
I am currently a dishboy. Great job eh?
I'm under the impression that everyone hates your site despite your overwhelming traffic. Do you ever get any fan mail?
I don't get hate mail or fan mail.
Do you post every hate mail you receive?
So far I have posted all one of the hate mails I have recieved.
Why does your site look so shitty? / Why do you use such huge fonts?
My site looks shitty for the following reasons:
1. I am a Maddox rip-off.
How old are you? / Where do you go to school? / Where do you live? / What is your major?
At the time of writing I am currently 15. I go to school at Banting Memorial down in Ontario. I am only in high school and therefore have no major.
Will you marry me? / Do you have a girlfriend?
I will not marry you. And yes, I currently have a girlfriend.
Why did you start this site?
I started this site because it pisses people off. That's really it.
How often do you update your page?
I try to update as much as possible. Which is usually quite often.
Do you hate beef jerky?
No. Beef jerky owns.
What does that number at the bottom of the main page mean?
That number is called a counter. It counts how many unique IP addresses view my site.
So what prompts you to do a new page?
Whatever pisses me off/interests me.
Where do you get all the images for your site?
Google for the photos and Adobe Photoshop for the rest.
What program(s) do you use to make your site?
The page is made with Microsoft Frontpage and the images are made with Adobe Photoshop.
I love [insert-page-or-image-here], can I use it on my page?
If you ask real nicely, I might let you.
Why don't you have fan mail on your web site?
Because I don't receive fan mail.
Has your site ever received an award?
No.
I will accept donations, but only through valid sources. Contact me at chris@christhecreator.com if you want to make a donation.
That's it for now. If you want to see something that I didn't cover here, ask: chris@christhecreator.com.
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