eSue me (if I’ve stabbed you)
by Maddy
Hey, I've decided that right now I'm not gonna make fun of anything, so we've got my friend from down under to do it for me. For the next couple of minutes, you will be kicked in the tits by my aussie friend Maddy. He runs www.maddydave.com, home of Rin.
Am I the only
one sick of these assholes who run to the law for every little thing? Christ, I
got threatened to be sued for defamation by someone angered at an article I
wrote, and the funny thing is not only were no names mentioned BUT the person
threatening to sue wasn’t even the person whom she claimed was being defamed.
Christ, even if you could prove I was talking about anyone in particular (as
there are A LOT of people who fit the description of the article in question),
exactly why would the judge not laugh at your face then punch it and make it
explode for your stupidity? How the fuck can you sue me if you’re not the person
being defamed? Jesus Christ.
Another example of people threatening legal action happened a couple of days
ago, I was accosted for my article on work pranks and was immediately threatened
to be sued on behalf of the fat stroke victim. I love people who take bullshit
like that seriously. Why not go
here and sue Maddox?
Christ, people are going to the police for everything! No wonder there’s racial
beatings on my streets, the cops are too busy chasing the 10 year old that
called the insecure 45 year old fat divorcee a fat blob. As Dave said, if
someone breaks into your house, what the fuck is wrong with beating the shit out
of them? You want to break into my house and steal my shit? You better be
prepared for a beat down, asshole, because entering my property is done
at your risk. Jesus, these days calling someone what they are (example
calling a Jew a Jew) is considered a hate crime. I shit you not people, I was
once threatened to be called the cops upon by a Jewish lady who took offence
when I asked her if she was a Jew. Why did I ask? Because I was curious about
the fucking religion. Why did I get the sneaking suspicion she was a Jew? Her
husband had the little beard thingies. I’d like to add, if she had not taken
such a mortal offense to me asking if she was Jewish, I’d know what they’re
called. Now that she refused, I’ll just call them as I see them (Curly fries
entangled in hair).
Christ, the
law is there to protect you and, to a certain extent, your stuff. It’s not there
to give you hugs and kisses when the mean old Maddy hurts your feelings.
Here’s what to do next time someone offends you enough that you feel the need to
sue them; HARDEN THE FUCK UP.
Quit keeping rapists out on the streets because the courthouses are clogged with cases where the plaintiff is suing on grounds of mental trauma after the defendant pointed out the plaintiff’s sexuality/race/obesity.