There's a new fad going around. Men, though I hesitate to use that word under these circumstances, will wear women's clothes, makeup, and will just generally act like women. I've heard it described as ' being gay but not liking men'. The term they use is Metrosexual, but the proper term is sissy.

          First off, 'being gay but not liking men' is not possible. Being gay is liking men. Nothing else. Well, possibly boys, gents and maybe even males. What metrosexuals do is take the gay stereotype, and use it to make themselves seem like their own culture. They try to justify being sissies.

          I won't go into the makeup, seeing as I already did a rant on that, but no man should wear women's clothing. First off, by wearing women's clothing you are showcasing the fact that you have the body of a woman, which is never a good thing, and second you are doing something feminine, which is the opposite of masculinity and is therefore wrong.

          Acting out the gay stereotype pisses me off even more. I hate gays that do it, and I hate straight guys who do it even more. At least gays can claim that they were just trying to fit in with their fellow fag. When a straight guy does it he's trying to be something he's not. And while he's trying to be something he's not, he's revealing something he is: a sissy.

          I hate sissies with a passion. They are the epitome of unmanliness. They can't even be referred to as feminine because they sink far less manly than that. They are on a level of unmanliness so high that were someone manly like Al Capone to see it, they would spit on the sissy and then have sex with his wife. Just kidding, sissies can't get wives.

          So for all you metrosexuals out there, why don't you stop pretending and either go have sex with a man, or start dressing like one. The next guy I see claiming to be a metrosexual gets a solid kick to the chin and then a stomp to the throat when he goes down.