I'm Not A Maddox Wannabe

I believe the title says it all. I've been posting for about three days and already I've recieved my first piece of hate mail.

From: Jacob Forrel (I'll leave his address out to be nice)
To: Chris (ariseth@hotmail.com)
Subject: Die faggot!

Your such a faggot copying maddox you cant even come up with your own ideas you gotta copy maddox. I bet your jerking off while you read this i bet your jerking off to pictures of maddox cause not only are you a faggot copyer your gay! I hope you choke on something faggot! Choke on dick! I bet your gonna answer this so that you can copy maddox even more faggot! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!

You're right. I am going to answer you. But not to copy Maddox. I'm going to answer you because I like to make fun of people and your email is just so easy to make fun of. Sorry, I ended a sentence with a proposition, wouldn't want you to send more hate mail involving that, so I'll fix it. I'm going to answer you because I like to make fun of people and your email is just so easy to make fun of, asshole.


You used the word faggot in there a lot, and called me gay multiple times. While I am very far from gay, your email begs the question: is there some problem with gays? I happen to have some gay friends. And I bet any of them could kick your ass. Hell, if I weren't the embodiment of perfection, they'd probably be able to kick my ass.

You use horrible grammar throughout the whole email, and you call me unoriginal. Yet you fit the mould of most of Maddox's hate mailers: a mispelling, english butchering moron.

And now, maybe you'll think before sending more hate mail, because you have just had your ass fed to you.

And besides, if I were a maddox wannabe, my picture would look like this. Asshole.