It pisses me off when I'll insult someone, and I get a response that doesn't relate in any way to what I was saying. I'm not allowed to insult a black guy, because then I'm racist. If I say some girl is a waste of space, it's obviously because she's a woman and I'm a sexist bastard. I mean, it couldn't possibly be because she was a lying little slut and that she cheated on me, it must be because she's a woman. Well, I guess it was kind of indirectly caused by her being a woman, but still, it's not like I think all women are wastes of space. Just sluts, fatasses, uglies, and Avril Lavigne.

     It's even worse than that though, because you don't even need to be insulting the person for someone to freak out at you. This one chick I know is a complete slut and doesn't go a week without having a dick in her mouth. Well one day, her voice was all rough, so I asked if her throat hurt, and she freaked out at me about how I shouldn't assume that just because she's given head ' a few times' that she does it enough to hurt her throat. Then there was this one Jamaican guy, he was dating one of my friends. I said hi to him, and one of his friends flipped out and said that I was racist for assuming that just because he's Jamaican, he was a stoner.

     Jesus Christ people are stupid. If people would think before they speak, we would get much less talking, and when people did talk it would actually be intelligent. This would lead to less deaths because I would be a lot less angry all the time.

     You want to know who you can't insult? Here's a list:

• Everyone who isn't a middle aged, white, Christian man.

     If you insult anyone who isn't exactly like you, you are a racist, sexist, or religionist. That's not even a word. Well, FrontPage's spellcheck says it is, so it must be.

     Christ, I'm so mad right now, I'm not even gonna bother with an outro. Later.