So I was gone for awhile, not that any of you care, and really it wasn't awhile, it was like 6 days, but I'm still gonna tell the story. Well, not the real story, but a story. Not even a true one. Just some shit that references me. And because of those references to me, the story is awesome.

     So anyway, I was just chilling at Swiss Chalet, where I work, hanging out with 7:38 and drinking Brisk, when a bunch of self proclaimed 'Gangstas' came in listening to their shitty rap 'music'. I wasn't gonna take any of this shit, so I got some of my gay friends to beat them up, because my gay friends are huge and not sissy gays. They beat them so much that they turned emo, which just made them beat on them more because nobody likes emos. This one young pregnant slut started to whine about how they had beaten her boyfriend but I kicked her and she flew into some old lady. The old lady, who probably had sandivaginosis, bit the girl, infecting her. This made me laugh. A cop showed up though, and he was being a pretty big asshole, trying to arrest me for things like assault and other stupid minor crimes, but I dealt with that by giving him the best fake apology I possibly could.

     That story was a reference to something else. Can anyone guess? Oh yeah, and here's the story with all the references linked.

     So anyway, I was just chilling at Swiss Chalet, where I work, hanging out with 7:38 and drinking Brisk, when a bunch of self proclaimed 'Gangstas' came in listening to their shitty rap 'music'. I wasn't gonna take any of this shit, so I got some of my gay friends to beat them up, because my gay friends are huge and not sissy gays. They beat them so much that they turned emo, which just made them beat on them more because nobody likes emos. This one young pregnant slut started to whine about how they had beaten her boyfriend but I kicked her and she flew into some old lady. The old lady, who probably had sandivaginosis, bit the girl, infecting her. This made me laugh. A cop showed up though, and he was being a pretty big asshole, trying to arrest me for things like assault and other stupid minor crimes, but I dealt with that by giving him the best fake apology I possibly could.