Steven Tyler is God

 

 

As I've stated in earlier articles, Steven Tyler is god. And now, I will explain the whole religion, as well as give complete proof that he is indeed god. ( Other, of course, than the fact that he drinks Brisk)

Well, here's the structure:

In the highest place, as God, is Steven Tyler:
 



Note the white clothing, very godly.

He has 4 apostles, and they are as follows:

Joe Perry:


The leader of the apostles, definetely the coolest of them all.

Brad Whitford:


Next in the line of the apostles. Oldest of all the apostles.

Tom Hamilton:

The most feminine of the group, but still manlier than most people you'll ever meet.

And Joey Kramer:


The most old-school of the group.

Under the apostles lies the SuperPope:


That's right, I am the SuperPope. The super is because I outrank the christian pope.


And finally, the evidence that Steven Tyler is indeed god, and also the only person other than Steven Tyler that outranks the apostles:

That's right, Liv Tyler:



 She is irrefutable proof that Steven Tyler is god. Anything that can create Liv Tyler is god.

Steven Tyler is god.