It's Your Own Goddamn Fault

          Being a high school kid, every day I hear about some girl getting knocked up. It happens all the time, and it just doesn't make any sense. Who is stupid enough to get pregnant in high school? I can see it if maybe they're in grade 12 and they're leaving the school anyway, but seriously, who's dumb enough to risk getting kicked out of school for that?

          Now, I have nothing against sex. Nothing at all. In fact, I tend to enjoy it. I don't even have a problem with teen sex. In fact, I tend to enjoy it. My problem lies with the fact that these stupid girls are getting knocked up when it's so easy to avoid. How? It's called a condom dumbasses. Or the pill. Google 'contraceptives', there's your solution.

         I mean, where do these girls get off just having sex without protection and then whining about it when they get pregnant. They say that they have to grow up so fast, and that their lives are so much harder now. Well that's true. But it's your own goddamn fault!

          But I'm not trying to make it sound like it's all the girl's fault. I'm sexist, but at least I'm honest. Sex takes two people. ( unless you're some creepy 40 year old guy with some child porn( or a priest (same thing really))). The sex involved in pregnancy, at least, takes two people. A guy, and a girl. And if the guy won't wear a condom, it's his fault too.

          Sure, wearing a condom makes it a lot less pleasurable, but in the long run, it's the best thing you can do. Do you really want a baby? If the answer to that was yes, you're a dumbass. Babies are the shittiest thing that can happen to a person. I was walking down the street yesterday, saw a baby, and the parents were emos. Coincidence? Or course not! The baby led them to be emos. Babies ruin people. Hell, just seeing the baby sent me into an uncontrollable rage, during which I kicked the baby, punched the mother in the tits and set the father on fire.

          So, in short, just use a goddamn contraceptive, because when you idiots reproduce, it makes more idiots, which is just more trouble for me. Have a heart people, do you really think I want more of you crowding the streets? Of course not! Use a goddamn condom.