Me and some friends went to Wonderland to hang out at the water park for the day. I was initially against it, until one of my friends pointed out that not only would there be loads of chicks there, but I'd be able to show off my insanely awesome body. We hung out for the day, and after that we went across the street to a restaurant I'd stopped in at before, Sinopolis. I mentioned that they made a kickass hot veal sandwich, and one of my friends, a chick of course, began to whine about how veal is cruel.

     For those of you that don't know, veal is baby cow. It's made by taking a baby cow from birth, locking it up in a hutch so that it can't move, which prevents muscle, and feeding it enough to make it grow, but not enough to build up fat. The result is some very tender meat. Now, some people claim that it's cruel to lock up a baby, cruel to not let it move. Those people are commonly referred to as 'morons'. A synonym to this word is 'vegetarians'. These people aren't as bad as vegetarians, but they're on their way.

     First off, the cow's already dead, not eating it won't help. Second, who cares how the cow lived, it died so that I could eat it. If you eat any other cow you're just as 'cruel' as if you'd eaten veal. Third, it tastes good. Fourth, go to hell you stupid vegetarians (sorry, redundant).

     Humans are animals. Animals eat other animals. Logically, humans eat animals. If you don't eat animals, you end up needing to take protein supplements, and all kinds of vitamins. You know why? Because people are meant to eat animals. But that's beside the point.

     I've decided that the cruelty involved in making veal makes it taste better. Now this might sound like some corny villain on a bad TV show going 'Mmmmm the cruelty makes it taste good'. But, if you look at it, it's what the morons are claiming is cruelty that makes it taste good. It's not real cruelty, but it is real good meat.

     From now on, I'm eating veal at every chance I get. I don't care if it's expensive, I'm doing it out of spite and spite is worth money. I've planned more trips to Wonderland just so we could eat at Sinopolis and get the veal. I've bought veal cutlets from the grocery store. Tomorrow, I'm taking a trip down to a local farm so I can make my own veal. Sure, they charge extra if you want the cow shot in the head with a 12-guage, but it's worth it.

Eat veal.