I was at school yesterday, like any other weekday, and I was sitting at lunch, just enjoying my break, when one of my friends came up. They asked me the same question that I keep getting asked on a regular basis. ' Chris,' they asked ' why are you so awesome? Why are you so much better than all of us?' And for once, I was dumbfounded.

          So I started thinking: why am I so awesome? I spent my entire shift at work thinking about it and when I got home instead of sleeping I searched the internet for some clue of my awesomeness. This, of course, was abandoned after about ten minutes and replaced by a game of Halo. So instead of the long, well thought out article that you were probably expecting, instead I'm just going to give you a list of reasons that I'm thinking up as I go.

1. I am the SuperPope

2. I am a man ( and therefore not a woman )

3. I wear men's clothing ( and am therefore not metrosexual )

4. I listen to Aerosmith and Metallica

5. I have never done drugs

6. Even with a reputation as an asshole, I get girls

7. I am not you.

8. One time I got bored and mercilessly beat an emo.

9. I've almost made it to 10.

11. Damn.

12. I write here so that you can remain entertained

13. Even when I run out of stuff to type about I still do.

14. Yeah..

15. I rule

16. I got a bisexual chick

17. Lists suck

18. From now on this won't be a list

19. Just kidding

20. I've gone off topic but will fix it

21. I am awesome < --- see, I fixed it.

22. I'm done.